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Men Experiencing Labor Pains
With their wives supporting them.
HAHAHHAHAHA TOO GOOD
I bet a kick in the balls would feel real good right about then.
“Men can handle anything”
“Women exaggerate everything”
And then they realized just how wrong they were
I love their faces right after
“I hope that was a seven…”
“that was a four…”
THIS IS FUCKING GOLD
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“Kiss me, beneath the milky twilight”
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Jack was employed into service for the East India Trading Company and was given command of the Wicked Wench. However, after he set free a cargo of slaves, his employer, Cutler Beckett, had Jack branded as a pirate and the Wench set aflame and sunk. After failing to rescue the Wench, Sparrow struck a bargain with the ghostly captain of the Flying Dutchman, Davy Jones, to resurrect his beloved vessel. Jones returned the ship to Jack in near perfect condition except for the permanently charred hull. This prompted Jack to rename her the Black Pearl.
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Jack Sparrow just got way cooler.
BABE
Yo, this is why Norrington said he’s the “worst pirate I’ve ever heard of,” and then Jack followed it up with, “But you have heard of me.”
Because Jack was branded a Pirate because he freed people rather than stealing anything. So Norrington, with his sense of duty, knows that Jack has been branded a criminal for actively not being a terrible human being. Norrington is torn between his duty as a naval officer and knowing that Jack is right.
He freed exactly 100 people, that’s why his debt to Jones was 100 souls. Davy has a sick sense of irony after all. Jack freed 100 souls and as a consequence his ship got sunk. Now his ship has been raised and as a consequence, he has to enslave 100 souls. This explains his reluctance to actually pay back the debt.
“People aren’t cargo, mate.”
Jack, I love you.
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people always say to me “you’re addicted to tumblr, what would you do if you didn’t have tumblr haha you’d probably die”
no you uncultured swine i’d just read a fucking book or watch endless amounts of television where do you think we get our material
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if the tardis is infinite with infinite rooms then maybe we’re all in the tardis and don’t even know it
MAYBE OUR ENTIRE UNIVERSE IS ONE ROOM IN THE TARDIS
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This is a drawing.
This is a damn good drawing.
This is a drawing?
i hate talented people
HOW THE FUCK IS THIS A DRAWING!?!?!??!?!?!?
It a….a…..how…..how is this possible…..someone explain to me a thing
I just woke up, but let me explain you a thing.
This is a pencil.
This is paper.
And when you rub the first one against the second one this happens:
Genius :D
If I’m correct Satan is involved as well
Naturally.
Is that blood?
No, I summon Satan with strawberry jam.
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#okay #so can we talk about how fucking smart this show used to be #maybe things were ridiculous #sometimes #but LABOR CAMPS #ENGLAND FOR THE ENGLISH #and an anti-war captain #and the most telling thing that goes unsaid here #is why history education is important—because who knows if Donna would have realized on her own what ‘labor camps’ mean #and an empowered and educated working class might have stopped the government from going this far #this is also an example of the shock doctrine at work#and ALL OF THAT I got from thirty seconds of a family show #yeah maybe it wasn’t as flashy as it is now #but rtd’s era was so much better #because of moments like this (via omfgcate)
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